why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

701 posted on 07/01/2004 1:07:40 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

It's never enough, you Sacrean devil [sound of evil laughter, drinking of arak and belching].

drinking of arak?

*Australian ears prick up at the mention of liquor*

Well, letsh not be shelfish... passh it around, pleashe...

703 posted on 07/01/2004 1:18:54 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

Presumably lavrenti hasn't heard of London's famous Australian detention centres. In order to keep control of the Australian population in our fair city, we have built a series of detention centres, known as the "Walkabout" bar. The trap is baited by alcohol, including Crown lager. Tequila shots and very bad dance music (including Kylie) ensure the happiness of the detainees.

Regards, Ivan

Thanks. I hadn't heard either, as it happens.

Reason number 3659 NOT to go to London... ;-P

Now givvish another drink.... :-)~~~~

705 posted on 07/01/2004 1:35:47 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

The song of Australia (?) -

I am going to kill my friend
As soon as I can see
He'll soon meet his end
Cos of the stuff he gave to me

Was it ouzo, was it wine?
Was it green or blue?
It sure made me feel fine
Till the clock struck two.

In the loo, this I pray:
"Dear Lord, Sweet Jesus, hear -
"If you get me out of this today
"I'll not drink for a year."

Later, I'm in the cab
Try to make my way back
The driver gets tired of hearing me gab
And dumps me like a rubbish sack

But still, tomorrow is another day
Just like any one
Just don't remind me of the price I'll pay
For having so much fun. ;

Regards, Ivan

Our unofficial national anthem. No, wait, our unofficial national anthem's about a sheep thief who commits suicide... ;-)

(I'm serious. Read the lyrics to "Waltzing Matilda" sometime, preferably with an Australian-to-English dictionary beside you.)

708 posted on 07/01/2004 2:15:24 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

709 posted on 07/01/2004 3:24:25 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Call me the Will Rogers voter: I never met a Democrat I didn't like - to vote OUT OF POWER ! haha !)

710 posted on 07/01/2004 3:26:44 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Call me the Will Rogers voter: I never met a Democrat I didn't like - to vote OUT OF POWER ! haha !)

Shhhh! That is not supposed to be told to the general public.

Dear General Public,

Fedora was only kidding.

Sincerely

Conspiracy Guy

(I'm serious. Read the lyrics to "Waltzing Matilda" sometime, preferably with an Australian-to-English dictionary beside you.)

Well he's "not a jolly swagman" after all.

Regards, Ivan

This thread will not die.

Wow, correct. I get up, roll out of bed, and this thread is ALREADY up this morning and still kickin'! I guess I'll just bump it again.

I must amend my post #62. I give this troll 5 zots for longevity.

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

"Nuttythread 911: the thread that would not die."

Someone who shall remain nameless, has created a monster of Michael-Moore-esque proportions....

719 posted on 07/01/2004 4:50:21 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

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