why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[King Prout]

well, if they [censor] or [blur] the profanities, I suppose the LSM could broadcast it as part of their outraged hen schtick... and the furor and curiosity might fuel the spread of the countermeme I propose.

[Ciexyz]

What a cutie! And it's clear she likes to have her picture taken.

[Tulsa Brian]

Love to see it happen. The shock alone might shake something loose.

[Dead Corpse]

That she does. She's at that, "I am the center of everyone's attention" phase. She does, however, play well with others.

I'm gonna have to do something about that... ;-)

[Ciexyz]

"Here she comes, Miss America, here she comes, your ideal...."

[A CA Guy]

I'm kind of 50/50 about the way you hit 50!

[Dead Corpse]

Oh good Gods NOOOOOoooo!!!!

Maybe Ms. World or an International Fitness Competitor if she is gonna go that route. Hopefully, she'll take after the side of both our families that becamse chemical engineers, bio-chem doctors, and software engineers.

She WILL learn, however, how to shoot and how to catch and clean her own food. Even if it is only how to fish.

I'd be remiss in my duties as a father if I didn't give her at least those basic skills.

[King Prout]

[censor] or [blur]
duh.
sometimes my stupidity is appalling...

All - here's a [censored] version of the targeted ad:

(Black screen)
(fade-in white text) Hey, you...(fade-out)
(fade-in white text) Yes, you...(fade-out)
(fade-in white text) This election is actually very simple: (fade-out)
(fade-in white text, image of Bush and Cheney)Vote for the men(fade-out)
(fade-in white text) Who are SERIOUS (fade-out)
(fade-in white text) about killing the mother[expletive]ers (fade-out)
(fade-in white text) who did THIS: (fade-out)
(series of images)WTC attack, a beheading or two, the Russian school massacre(end series)
(Black screen)(pause a beat)
(fade-in white text) I mean, be honest: (fade-out)
(fade-in white text) Going by their Senate records... (fade-out)
(graphics?)
(fade-in white text) and their countless flip-flops... (fade-out)
(scrolling list of reversals?)
(fade-in white text) AND their a$$-kissing the corrupt UN... (fade-out)
(unflattering image montage Kofi and the rest of the clowns)
(fade-in white text, image of Flipper and Junior) Do you REALLY think John-John (fade-out)
(fade-in white text) actually GIVE a RAT'S-A$$? (fade-out)
(black screen)(pause a beat)
(fade-in white text) Vote SERIOUS... (fade-out)
(fade-in white text) Vote BUSH/CHENEY in '04 (end)

[freedumb2003]

I didn't want to suggest this edited version, since I didn't want you to feel too Homer... :)

[King Prout]

ah, yes: that "duh" shoulda been "d'oh!"

[Dead Corpse]

Off to bed. G'Night all...

I'm hoping tomorrow will be a less hectic day. I'm not real optimistic, but there is at least a small hope.

[freedumb2003]

Where there is hope there is hope.

'Night DC -- kiss the li'l one for us.

[A CA Guy]

Rest in peace!

[King Prout]

sir,
please come here (#26888) and scope this proposed ad

would you be interested in having a hand in making it?
(i'd be honored... and relieved... if you did)

[King Prout]

me too.
night!

y'all kick the idea around a bit

[Dead Corpse]

Requisat en pace....

[Ciexyz]

Oh good Gods NOOOOOoooooooo!!!!

Sorry, I didn't mean anything negative about the child growing up to be Miss America. There's all that scholarship money. But, okay. Here's hoping she morphs into something totally wonderful, whatever that may be!

[Norski]

The quality and persuasive ability of Realtors (c) do vary from one to the next. You are meeting with at least three, aren't you?
(I know something about them. IR1sometimes)

[Norski]

Are there yet any repair tools with which you have NOT attempted to leave this earth early?

I admire both your persistence and resilience, especially in the face of malignant maintenance implements.

BTW, have you any other "unusual" abilities? :-)

[Norski]

The night shift was delayed again by a balky boiler. (The matchstick holding the lever up worked its way loose. Either that, or the dog moved it. Sorry.) Did you have fun without me? Yes, I see that you did. (*:-) )I imagine everyone is gone but the night owls, so I will have to entertain myself by reading and replying. . .