Are there yet any repair tools with which you have NOT attempted to leave this earth early?
I admire both your persistence and resilience, especially in the face of malignant maintenance implements.
BTW, have you any other "unusual" abilities? :-)
I don't think so.
The belt sanders have gone awry, lawn mowers have shot projectiles; the circular saw is one determined contender that is always out to get me, and the gas powered hedge trimmers are downright EVIL.
Oh nooooo, I have let my property fall into total ruin for fear of attack by the killer power tools.
(not really, but I play it safe lately. A little less gung-ho and a little more "care when operating"). Even with that, I twisted the bar off the pegs on the lawnmower recently. I had to re-seat the damn thing.)