Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 025

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 025

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 27,017

[grannie9]

Do you have a spare USB port? It's the only special requirement...lol

[lodwick]

Our Dropped-at-Birth Betty costume includes a set of our Glitter Glasses and any set of $9.99 teeth we sell. We do recommend our Betty Bob teeth for smaller mouths...but if your a big mouth hook up with any of our models. Go Betty Go!

OUR PRICE: $15.99

[grannie9]

WOW!!!! I could spit really great with those teef Lod.. Way to go.. and only fifteen bucks you skinflint AC...

Find any deals on Boots? I need boots and AC needs shoes..

[Kathleen]

Short version of today's sniper briefing: Moose has adopted the now-familiar Sgt. Shultz tactic in that he knows nothing. He is spinning like a top, no one believes a word he says anyway.

Today I think this is AQ Loddy. (removing the colander from my head) We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

[grannie9]

I've looked for that glass eye in every bed I know of.. I even checked the Chicken Shed..the haystack...under the porch..and in my masters chamber.. All I've found so far is lot Zither strings, and broken zipper..

[Kathleen]

Such a deal. Those teef were made for spitting. Nice glasses, too. ;-)

[grannie9]

I seem to be dropping my A's a lot.. Get me those teef quick AC.. my A'zzzzz are getting bent..

[Kathleen]

Have you checked around the bongo thingies and the spoons? Last I heard you still hadn't even found your other leg yet..you should go on strike until the Captain cuts loose with some replacement parts. I'd say stand up for your rights, but I know you can't...

[acnielsen guy]

Yod don´t want those teef Gran -you look much more fetching and mysterious with your Mona Lisa smile and that bionic gaze.

[lodwick]

BillyBob teef can be a real ice-breaker at parties, weddings, funerals - whenever a double or triple-take is needed.

And they offer so many handsome models from which to choose!

More and more I'm thinking Al Kada is the perp also K...I just want it to permanently END.

Back to work...for a while. ;-)

[lodwick]

Kelli bites husband to death for refusing sex

October 18 2002 at 12:45PM



Modesto - A Californian woman who allegedly flew into a rage and bit her husband repeatedly after he refused to have sex with her is being held on charges that police say may eventually include murder.

Modesto police said that Kelli Pratt, 45, attacked her 65-year-old husband Arthur holding him down and biting him some 20 times after a dispute over sex.

[grannie9]

Back from lunch and the phone..

I am a mess.. just a mess.. I'll have to get those glasses of Loddy's and the teef..but where am I going to find a leg to stand on? Like you said.. I could stand up to that old woodpecker if I had a leg..

By the way, I do like the idea of a gold tooth next to my spitting spot.. good idea..

[lodwick]

They say diamonds are a womens best friend? Well look out ladies, Billy-Bob's gold toof is the gift that keeps on givin'.

This gold plated front toof will stand out everytime you place these nasty chompers in yer mouth. You'll get more wierd looks from strangers than a 3-legged man!

Also included is a nasty cavity that proturdes a couple of toofs down. It's our #1 best seller and comes complete with gold plating, cavity, and secret self-molding putty for that perfect custom fit.

Show granny some hillbilly luv!

This stuff cannot be made up. ;-)

[lodwick]

This chicken is the juiciest, most mouthwatering bird you'll ever try. I also like the aspect of theater when you cook it, because it looks so damned weird on the grill, people will wonder what brand of crack you switched to.

Until this guy sees BigAl's birds, he has no concept of the "aspect of theater" that he's talking about. This is the part that Al got correct:

Start with a hot grill (coals all white and ready to cook). Drink about 1/4 of that can of beer. Set it aside 3/4 full and have a couple of full ones, real beer this time—no sissy canned stuff.

[Kathleen]

And we haven't even discussed your burqua today...did you see the teef Loddy posted? LOL

[grannie9]

Mouthwatering chicken is right Loddy. Mine looked like that before it hit Al's loving, caring drunken tender hands...;) You had better stick with cans instead of bottles tho..no matter how sissy the beer is. I don't know if a bottle would take the heat. You might end up with a worse disaster than Al had.. lol

[grannie9]

Hi Kath.. I saw all the teef Loddy posted and now I don't know if I want one of his choices or yours.. ;)

Come on .. do a Plaster Caster for me, will ya? Everything I am is either parts or borrowed...

Oh wait... or missing..

[grannie9]

The sun coming up this morning.

[Kathleen]

Everything I am is either parts or borrowed...

I am still giggling over what the Captain said earlier:

you look much more fetching and mysterious with your Mona Lisa smile and that bionic gaze.

You guyz slay me...LOL..LOL

[Kathleen]

Oh Gran, that pic is interesting. Love the effect of the sun. ;-)