[grannie9]

Back from lunch and the phone..

I am a mess.. just a mess.. I'll have to get those glasses of Loddy's and the teef..but where am I going to find a leg to stand on? Like you said.. I could stand up to that old woodpecker if I had a leg..

By the way, I do like the idea of a gold tooth next to my spitting spot.. good idea..

[lodwick]

They say diamonds are a womens best friend? Well look out ladies, Billy-Bob's gold toof is the gift that keeps on givin'.

This gold plated front toof will stand out everytime you place these nasty chompers in yer mouth. You'll get more wierd looks from strangers than a 3-legged man!

Also included is a nasty cavity that proturdes a couple of toofs down. It's our #1 best seller and comes complete with gold plating, cavity, and secret self-molding putty for that perfect custom fit.

Show granny some hillbilly luv!

This stuff cannot be made up. ;-)

[lodwick]

This chicken is the juiciest, most mouthwatering bird you'll ever try. I also like the aspect of theater when you cook it, because it looks so damned weird on the grill, people will wonder what brand of crack you switched to.

Until this guy sees BigAl's birds, he has no concept of the "aspect of theater" that he's talking about. This is the part that Al got correct:

Start with a hot grill (coals all white and ready to cook). Drink about 1/4 of that can of beer. Set it aside 3/4 full and have a couple of full ones, real beer this time—no sissy canned stuff.

[Kathleen]

And we haven't even discussed your burqua today...did you see the teef Loddy posted? LOL