[grannie9]

I've looked for that glass eye in every bed I know of.. I even checked the Chicken Shed..the haystack...under the porch..and in my masters chamber.. All I've found so far is lot Zither strings, and broken zipper..

[grannie9]

I seem to be dropping my A's a lot.. Get me those teef quick AC.. my A'zzzzz are getting bent..

[Kathleen]

Have you checked around the bongo thingies and the spoons? Last I heard you still hadn't even found your other leg yet..you should go on strike until the Captain cuts loose with some replacement parts. I'd say stand up for your rights, but I know you can't...