I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[The Zontron 7000]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.

[Monkey Face]

Wrong. And I can't.

[Monkey Face]

I do days!

By 6:00 PM MST, I'm ready for bed. I miss a lot of the evening posters, you included. The thread seems to move much faster in the evenings.

[A CA Guy]

There are many sources for eating the extra meals. If you have cereal problems, eat a half banana three other times.

Better than letting the body go into a starvation mode and letting it store fat lots longer.

[Monkey Face]

I thought it was pretty good, myself! "Ve haf vays...."

[EsmeraldaA]

Not every evening is this busy.

[Darksheare]

LOL.

Well, the Dimensional Doors thread also gets its share of people wandering through.

"Sooner or later, everyone goes through the doors. Dimensional Doors, the wierdest thread on FR. Come on in, pull up a chair, there's always room for more."

And we always have room here as well.

[Monkey Face]

Do you have any idea what hypoglycemia is?
Obviously not, from the comments you have been making.

You seem to have a lot of information about a lot of things you haven't personally experienced. If I were you, I would follow the advice of Samuel Clemens: It's better to stay silent and appear a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

I can tell you from first-hand experience that you DON'T know what "starvation mode" really is. (Don't MAKE me get ugly!)

[Paul_Denton]

Cool.

[Monkey Face]

True...busy depends on a lot of things. This is good, though! :o]

[Darksheare]

We can add you to The List.

King Prout is the one to ask about additions to the list as he is the main carrier of the list.
Sionnsar also has a ping list for the Undead thread so you can always find your way back here.

Makes sense to add you as you are here, fit in, and love a good zot and pave as much as the rest of us do.

But, it is up to you, I won't pressure you about it.

[Monkey Face]

Why have I not been on the DD thread? Is this YOUR fault, Darks? Or mine, for not asking where it is and who is in charge?

[HKMk23]

Quiet? Ah, yes. Well, you see, since 4:00 I have engaged in the "Great and Glorious Search for The 3/8" Tube Stub, 316L Stainless Steel, Inline Check Valve". A most fascinating adventure, made the more intriguing in that the three databases that might contain information about it do not have mutually overlapping searchable data fields. In one database, I can look to see whether the part number exists and/or (usually "or") whether parts of the same description (or a likely simiar description) exist. Armed with those meager findings, I'm off to another database to laboriously download and view any existing specification data to confirm whether or not any of the valves I found in the previous database are, indeed, the specific valve I need. Having, after the space of an hour, exhausted the limits of both databases and come up with exactly nothing, I confidently pull a new part number. Doing all of this ensures that someone will, inevitably, send email to ask me why I went to all the trouble when it was in the database all along under the description "VOLF,CZECH,9.53TS,316SST" with no associated manufacturer's part number. To this I will reply with invective-laced instructions regarding the precise APS (Anatomical Positioning System) coordinates where their previously-pulled valve can be most satisfactorily, uh, "installed". this will be followed with Hitleresque admonishments about "next time you pull a part number, Jackass, try including the Manufacturer's part number in the appropriate field"!

Did you know...
A hundred years ago, Mechanical Engineers made TWICE as much money as Dentists?

[Paul_Denton]

LOL. Esmeralda introduced me to this place :)

[Fintan]

I have no empirical data to support this, but isn't this the most posted-to thread ever on FR?

[EsmeraldaA]

You tell me what you like and I will ping you if I'm there.

[Paul_Denton]

Not even close. "I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the ZOT" has over 30,000.

[Darksheare]

Hmm.. I seem to recall dragging you in once.. but we got sidetracked.


Nics is from DD, and I kinda draged her back here.
Hmm..
Will have to drag you over to the DD then to fix this if I did neglect my collector duties!

[HKMk23]

I can't ever stick to just cereal; I get into the smoked teriaki sticks, beef jerky, Wheat Thins, peanuts...oh, and coffee. With cocoa mix and a double-shot of half-and-half.

[Paul_Denton]

wha is DD?

[Fintan]

So you're telling me I have to keep posting to this thread for at least another month to set the record???