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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: HKMk23

Are you still here? You've been awfully quiet...


7,721 posted on 11/21/2005 8:37:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I know, you never stay this late.


7,722 posted on 11/21/2005 8:38:01 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76
The good snacking with cereal three other times is what will get you burning off lots of calories without even exercising.
Lots of studies suggest 6 times a day, keeping the metabolism going keeps the weight down compared to 2-3 meals a day.
7,723 posted on 11/21/2005 8:38:17 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I never knew that. Interesting.


7,724 posted on 11/21/2005 8:38:51 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Monkey Face
"Oh, you! You're ALWAYS making stories!!"

Madame, are you attempting to impugn my veracity?

Or are you, perhaps, trying to verify my impudence?

7,725 posted on 11/21/2005 8:39:39 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I do, but not very often. And I usually pay for it for the next few weeks.

But every once in a while, it's nice to think I have a LIFE! (Even if it isn't true!) LOL!


7,726 posted on 11/21/2005 8:39:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76

[Jørgen, Norwegian expert on "busy" replies]

Ja, vell, dere iss busy, und den dere iss busier den noarmal, vich iss vat I tink off ass "busy". Iff you are noarmally busy, den noarmal for you isn't maybe vat you tink venn you tink "busy"; iss juss noarmal. If you tink noarmal busy is "busy", den you too soon run out off superlatives venn tings gets REALLY cracking, ja? Ja, dat iss vat I tink, alzo.


7,727 posted on 11/21/2005 8:39:59 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Monkey Face

I dunno as he was embarrassed.
He seemed quite upset that he couldn't lift the huge morsel..


7,728 posted on 11/21/2005 8:40:26 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: A CA Guy

I wasn't hungry though.


7,729 posted on 11/21/2005 8:40:51 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

Hi!

I got sidetracked elsewhere yet again.
Tonight seems to be my night for it.


7,730 posted on 11/21/2005 8:41:05 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Monkey Face
There is plenty of space within cereal, you only had to look.


7,731 posted on 11/21/2005 8:41:32 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob

The latter, I believe, kind sir. There is a small *ahem* matter between us that needs to be straightened out. Any time at your convenience.


7,732 posted on 11/21/2005 8:41:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Paul_Denton; tuliptree76

We kinda sucked her into the Undead Thread early on.
And we love her company.

And.. now you're here too.
;-)

*in mad scientist style voice*
"Soon.. we shall collect them all!"

/ bad joke.


7,733 posted on 11/21/2005 8:43:27 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: HKMk23

LOL!
When I was a really short person, we had a "housekeeper" and though I never knew where she was from, I think I just found out...


7,734 posted on 11/21/2005 8:43:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

It's a scroll.

I'm telling you, it's just a scroll.




Stop that.


7,735 posted on 11/21/2005 8:44:18 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Pretty much!

The cat was looking around like, "What the.. what is taht? Oh wow, check it out.. Dude, bird, whaddya doin?"


7,736 posted on 11/21/2005 8:44:21 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76
Doesn't matter about hunger, just throw down a handful three other times a day to keep the metabolism going and that should change the way your metabolism works.
Unless you eat more often, the body goes into a starvation mode and stores the fat from various things I read.
7,737 posted on 11/21/2005 8:45:02 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face
Well, it is good to have you here at this hour Face..
Sometimes I miss you on the day time.
7,738 posted on 11/21/2005 8:45:52 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Paul_Denton

Yep, more meals or meals with snacks help keep weight off or loses weight.


7,739 posted on 11/21/2005 8:46:21 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Guy?
I don't know where you get your info, but as a person who has been hypoglycemic since childhood, and who has at least one child who also suffers from hypoglycemia, I can say this with total confidence: You, sir, are full of doo-doo.


7,740 posted on 11/21/2005 8:46:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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