I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[tuliptree76]

I am...but I will be right back.

[Dead Corpse]

Okers...

[NicknamedBob]

Okay, okay. We'll stop in Hawaii.

And anyone who wants to stick their neck out can get lei'd.

Anybody want to be dropped off at the top of the mountain so they can ski down?

I'll prepare the itinerary for lift-off from Loch Ness on Ronald Reagan's birthday. All local castle and sightseeing tours should be completed for those who wish to travel with us.

Weather permitting, we will make a short stop in the Norwegian Sea, just north of Shetland Island to couple up to a fabricated thrust ring being made for us by those same folks who do such a wonderful job building ocean-going oil drilling platforms.

We will then carry the apparatus with us to the Pacific, and rest for a time in Hawaii.

[Dead Corpse]

Anywhere we can stop with a decent Goth club? I'm feeling the need for a bit of demonic activity...

[Dead Corpse]

New FCC ruling...

Hehhe...

[NicknamedBob]

We've got a few days before we take off. Why don't you take the "pickup truck" and maybe a few of those lower level dwellers someplace here in the UK or nearby? Going over the North Pole, this may be the closest location for anything Goth.

They've been working hard lately, helping us to strengthen the craft, and lighten the weight load. They could use some lighter moments.

[NicknamedBob]

When you get the time, I'd appreciate it if you would check my book and see if I've broken any laws that could get me arrested.

I only meant to do damage to cultural taboos. Lawfully.

[Dead Corpse]

Okers... we may cruise on over to Sweden fer a bit. Maybe catch Lordi in concert.

One of the Zombies was saying he thought the keyboardist Enary was hot...

Eh... she's ok I guess.

[Dead Corpse]

Er... I'm the last one to talk to about "legal" things. Especially when it comes to the written word.

Morals? Er... do they taste good on toast?

[NicknamedBob]

"Morals?"

Oh my, no. No one does anything wrong in my book -- they just have a different standard for what wrong is...

Good taste? That's subjective, too. It's not exactly a cook-book, but various flavors do get mentioned.

[Dead Corpse]

Er...

Last Post?

[tuliptree76]

Woooo!

[tuliptree76]

I'm back. :-)

[Dead Corpse]

Weird stuff going on. I coulda swore your post didn't show up teh first time or two I refreshed the page, although my "Last Post" one did.

And no, I'm not drinking tonight...

[Dead Corpse]

Howsa... er... again.

[Dead Corpse]

Concrete Blonde- Bloodletting

There’s a crack in the mirror
And a bloodstain on the bed -
There’s a crack in the mirror
And a bloodstain on the bed -
O you were a vampire and baby
I’m walking dead
O you were a vampire and baby
I’m walking dead

I got the ways and means
To new orleans I’m going
Down by the river
Where it’s warm and green
I’m gonna have drink, and walk around
I got a lot to think about oh yeah

There’s a rocking chair by the window
Down the hall
I hear something there in the shadow
Down the hall
O you were a vampire and now I am
Nothing at all
O you were a vampire and now I am
Nothing at all

They used to dance in the garden in the
Middle of the night
They used to dance in the garden in the
Middle of the night
They were naked as the day they were
Born skin all bone-china white
O you were a vampire
And I may never see the light

[tuliptree76]

I'm ready for our trip to Hawaii!

[Dead Corpse]

Mighty Mighty Bosstones- Last dead Mouse

Step right up, gather round
Greatest salesman in town
Selling something seldom sold
Step up, step up, step up behold
Dead mice for sale, they're going fast
Like hell...Last dead mouse now don't be shy
There's never been a better time to buy

Last dead mouse but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
You've got to be crazy with prices like these
No overhead so I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product, I love what I sell
Last dead mouse well that's why I yell

Step right up, ladies and gents
Last dead mouse costs fifty cents
It's a steal at any price
Going once, going once, going once, going twice
Half a buck, last in stock
Be the first one on your block
No need to walk, no need to feed
Satisfaction guaranteed

Nice and easy now, nice and easy now, nice and easy now
Last dead mouse

[Dead Corpse]

Oh my. The heck with Sweden... I think I'll hang out with you guys fer a while...

[tuliptree76]

The only thing I can remember from the Code is (paraphrasing here): All worldwide income is taxable, unless exempt.

That sounds pretty close. Section 61 basically says that gross income is all income from whatever source derived. The code then goes on to give items that are excluded from gross income.