I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'm trying to fill two admin jobs and two technician jobs. The candidates are like something out of a bad movie.

[Conspiracy Guy]

shhhhhh

[Conspiracy Guy]

I remember when dirt was first invented. My family couldn't afford it. But we got by as best we could growing crops on our rock.

[Dead Corpse]

Nah... gotta wait until the ugly white stuff goes away. I'll wait for mud season before coming back. Hopefully before road construction and repair season kicks back in.

One of the conditions I tried to extort from my lovely wife was that I get to buy a snowmobile after we get settled back in to our former Home State.

[Dead Corpse]

You are on a roll today. Hehhe...

[Conspiracy Guy]

In the early days my family was so poor that we lacked molecular structure. We were just free floating sub atomic particles. But we didn't let that get us down because we had each other.

[Tax-chick]

I think you must have been a neighbor of my father!

[tuliptree76]

Well, I finally get to go home and get something to eat. I'm really hungry.

On a plus note - with the way I've been running around, not eating, and being sick, I lost 4 lbs last week! Wooo! (My khakis were a little loose when I put them on today. *grin*)

See you later!

[Conspiracy Guy]

It was so long ago that neighbors had not been invented yet. Besides we were so poor we couldn't afford neighbors even if they had been invented.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Buy suspenders.

[NicknamedBob]

"We were just free floating sub atomic particles. But we didn't let that get us down because we had each other."

Ahh!! Yes, I remember those days...

Forever Avatar

Until you have a place to stand,
It helps to be real small,
So any passing entities,
Won’t notice you at all.

So when the world began, and all,
That job was done with style,
And seeing just how nice it was,
I thought I’d stay a while.

I spent the first two billion years,
Observing from afar,
While still enjoying energy,
From your friendly star.

I saw that things had settled down,
And came to have a look.
You wouldn’t recognize at first,
The avatar I took.

A nucleonic entity is not,
Like others that you see.
Chemistry and physics just do not,
Seem to apply to me.

And so I can’t be hurt like you,
I do not seem to die,
And I can change the way I look,
But only if I try.

I went around the world back then,
So many, many times.
I killed, and I was killed of course,
Before those things were crimes.

I learned to look from eyes of that,
Which had just eaten me,
And I could move on to another,
By wearing just a flea.

One gets a jaundiced view of life,
By living in this way.
I’m thankful that more clever ones,
Have finally come to stay.

Living behind human eyes,
Gives life a special taste,
The saddest part of it of course,
Is seeing all the waste.

Yes, I’ve been in the wars you fought,
And died a million times,
And you can rest assured that I’ve,
Been punished for my crimes.

I’ve learned to stay back from the fray,
I feel the things you feel,
And though death cannot stop me,
The pain of it is real.

But also joy, and happiness,
And other pleasures too.
The human seems to be more blessed,
Than others, in my view.

Am I a soul, or demonkind?
I cannot really tell,
I’ve never gotten back to heaven,
Since down to Earth I fell.

And are there others like me?
Do you think you are one?
If you know how to let me know,
I think we could have fun.

We’d fly across the rainbow,
And chase the setting sun.
And splash among the porpoises,
Until the day was done.

And then we’d draw up to a fire,
And hold each other close,
You know that a companion,
Is what I’ve missed the most.

And we would share the pleasures,
That lovers always do,
Until we tired of joyfulness,
After an eon or two.

I know that this sounds wonderful,
But still you’re hesitating.
I understand. I’m patient too,
But I will be here waiting.


NicknamedBob . . . . . . . April 10, 2004

[Tax-chick]

Pattonesque.

[Conspiracy Guy]

You aint tryin to pick me up er ya?

[NicknamedBob]

"You aint tryin to pick me up er ya?"

Hmm. Not exactly. The implication is, if you change bodies, you can change sex too, though I admit these days it can get complicated...

A lesbian once in Khartoum
Asked a fairy into her room;
They spent the whole night
In a hell of a fight,
As to which should do what, and to whom.

(Not one of mine...)

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL.

[NicknamedBob]

Did I put everyone to sleep?

Last Post?

[tuliptree76]

I prefer belts. ;-)

[tuliptree76]

:-)

[tuliptree76]

Nope. I was in-transit.

[NicknamedBob]

"Hmmmm...Hawaii. Can we swing the castle around there sometime, Bob?"

Well, we're heading practically over the place, why not?

Any particular island? I don't want to stir up a fuss, and we'll probably want some shelter from the ocean waves.