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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Tax-chick

My son met me at the airport and kept asking what I wanted for dinner..I told him he had not gotten the picture..I had left it on the plane in a bag and was in no shape to discuss food!

Driving home was scary..It was the worst lightning storm I had ever seen so close to me.


5,161 posted on 01/10/2005 2:08:15 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

The assistant loadmaster just contacted me. He wants to know why you filled up his equipment storage locker with Irish Whiskey?


5,162 posted on 01/10/2005 2:08:33 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: trussell; MikeinIraq

We need someone to vote against him. Let's see I nominated him so I'll vote agianst him.

Mike In Iraq wears a funny hat so I'm against his entry into the RKBA. Wait, we all have funny hats. Never mind!


5,163 posted on 01/10/2005 2:09:41 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Dead Corpse

Some people are just like that. Good inner ears, maybe.


5,164 posted on 01/10/2005 2:10:13 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Hey!!

??

:)


5,165 posted on 01/10/2005 2:11:04 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 15 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: MEG33

Blech. I try not to eat for 12 hours before flying. It makes me pretty light-headed by the time I land, but I would be, anyway.


5,166 posted on 01/10/2005 2:11:16 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Ah..I am challenged..I must get TEXAS in there somehow.;)


5,167 posted on 01/10/2005 2:14:54 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
LOL!! As normal...you have an uncanny way of making me look like a fool...thank God I am in the privacy of my own home!! Too Funny
5,168 posted on 01/10/2005 2:18:32 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: NicknamedBob
I had to put it somewhere. Since i'm busted already he may want to check all the fire extinguisher cabinets too!
5,169 posted on 01/10/2005 2:23:35 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: NicknamedBob

I'll take the Loch Ness route and catch up with you. I have a date with Sean Connery.


5,170 posted on 01/10/2005 2:24:55 PM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: MikeinIraq

As I look outside my window, I see trees allright and grass too. Just the trees are hanging into the snow covered yard weighted down with icicles. The ice is just dripping from the branches. The snow is about 10" deep with beautiful drifts of snow sweeping throught the yard. I'm sure there is some grass underneath all of the white beauty. LOL


5,171 posted on 01/10/2005 2:26:01 PM PST by queenkathy (Fear Not)
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To: MikeinIraq

Did you see our original 65,535 post thread?

Link to our anthem near the end of thread.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1163131/posts?page=63061#63061


5,172 posted on 01/10/2005 2:26:02 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: queenkathy

:)

sounds like South Park....


5,173 posted on 01/10/2005 2:27:40 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 16 to keep 8 to change so far)
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To: MEG33

Since I don't know your gender i can't help but if Meg is a nickname I'll assume female.

Lady MEG33 of Texas, K'nigget of the First Order and keeper of


don't mess with Texas.


5,174 posted on 01/10/2005 2:29:27 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: NicknamedBob

What? Complaining about the water of life?


5,175 posted on 01/10/2005 2:30:41 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

he heh heh

check the home page man!!


5,176 posted on 01/10/2005 2:32:37 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 16 to keep 8 to change so far)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I'm still waiting for a title myself...sob, sob....knittingly fitting, perchance....


5,177 posted on 01/10/2005 2:33:14 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: trussell

I didn't mean to make you look like a fool. Did you spit coffee on your keyboard?


5,178 posted on 01/10/2005 2:37:07 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

NO...I fell out of my chair and rolled on the floor in hysterical laughter!!


5,179 posted on 01/10/2005 2:40:28 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum; Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl
"What? Complaining about the water of life?"

No. ... May you always drink deeply.

5,180 posted on 01/10/2005 2:40:51 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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