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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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THIS SITE IS ZOT!
GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!
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To: NicknamedBob
4,921
posted on
01/09/2005 9:16:53 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: NicknamedBob
Good night NnB.
one less competitor for my 5000th post.
To the rest: don't leave as I need you to get closer to that famigerato 5000th post.
To: tuliptree76
Decorative? Delightful? Eh... sure thing.
Annoyance? Er... no.
4,923
posted on
01/09/2005 9:17:47 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: tuliptree76; Dead Corpse; not-a-neocon
I was amazed at the resemblance!
Wings, blonde hair, and a halo. I recognized you right away.
Miss Tulip is not a part-time annoyance ... she is a full-time distraction!
4,924
posted on
01/09/2005 9:18:06 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: tuliptree76
I retracted in #416.
Sorry.
To: not-a-neocon
I've got about 45 minutes before the guys with the butterfly nets come to drag me away...
4,926
posted on
01/09/2005 9:18:29 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Dead Corpse
DC, just joking about getting that 5000. :)
I wouldn't dare. LOL!
To: Dead Corpse
I retracted it! And retracted it in a jiffy, to boot.
I don't know what came over me.
To: not-a-neocon; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
I see the retraction. Apology accepted.
*whew* I was worried there for a second.
To: NicknamedBob
Speaking of blondes...
I decided that I needed a few days off and realized that I had run out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy, thinking he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I came in to work early the next day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde-it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I was doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
My blonde coworker started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
4,930
posted on
01/09/2005 9:22:53 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Dead Corpse
I've heard of the idiomatic expression, "the guys in the white coats." But not "the guys with the butterfly nets."
Anyone care to explain?
To: not-a-neocon
Yep, saw that...
75 posts or so. We've done that in mere minutes. 5k, either now or REAL early in the morning. I've been staying away from the thread to let others grab the milestones. Some of it was not on purpose as I was having computer trouble.
As long as I nab a few of the 666 posts, I'm happy.
4,932
posted on
01/09/2005 9:24:34 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: NicknamedBob
Did you see the one of me teaching and the VIXEN one? LOL!
To: tuliptree76
Thank you, tuliptree76.
I still don't understand why I thought it was you.
I feel so bad now.
To: not-a-neocon
They used to round up roving loonies with nets on poles that they would cast over them to entrap them. Looked like an oversized butterfly net.
4,935
posted on
01/09/2005 9:27:08 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Dead Corpse
To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
I don't think I've been too much of a distraction lately since I've been wearing the sight-seeing outfit. ;-)
To: tuliptree76
I hadn't seen the vixen one before. I checked on it now.
Yep, that's you. A real cutie.
Good Night.
4,938
posted on
01/09/2005 9:28:38 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
LOL!
People send me blonde jokes, lawyer jokes, and accountant jokes all the time. I'm still looking for one that combines all three.
To: NicknamedBob
Good night, Bob. Pleasant dreams.
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