I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

Just going by what it said at the link above the picture...

It was retired to ceremonial use but the barrel burst in 1681 and had to be repaired (it has never been fired again). At one stage it was on display in the Tower of London but was returned to Edinburgh Castle in 1829. It is now a popular attraction in the castle.

4,661 posted on 01/09/2005 9:00:52 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

At least we aren't at risk of getting shot down by the 1 O'Clock gun. They don't fire it on Sundays do they?

4,662 posted on 01/09/2005 9:06:35 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

When you wrote this post at 11 PM last night, I was well on my way to being $h!tf@c3d!

I did want to get online yesterday but I had other things going on.

As far as "Did I miss you?". Heck, I wasn't even aiming at you! ;^)

4,663 posted on 01/09/2005 9:09:41 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)

I'm gonna need to bail out for a few hours here pretty quick... got some house stuff to do...

Just an FYI

4,664 posted on 01/09/2005 9:11:03 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

At least it wasn't one of thsoe "How can I miss you if you don't go away" kinda things....

4,665 posted on 01/09/2005 9:11:38 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

4,666 posted on 01/09/2005 9:11:42 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

4,667 posted on 01/09/2005 9:12:34 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

Thanks. :-)

I have to finish packing. I'll be back later. Don't leave without me!

(Just in case, Bob, I'll take the transporter with me.)

4,673 posted on 01/09/2005 9:42:26 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)

MILLER

Well here I sit, gettin' ideas
Ain't nothing but a fool would live like this
Out all night and runnin' wild
Woman sittin' home with a month old child

CHORUS:
Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman would you weep for me.

Just sittin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
Six rounds bought, and I bought five
Spent the groceries and half the rent
Like fourteen dollars and twenty seven cents.

(CHORUS)

They say roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy was a pistol
I'm a son of a gun.

4,675 posted on 01/09/2005 9:46:16 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)

4,676 posted on 01/09/2005 9:48:27 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)

4,677 posted on 01/09/2005 9:53:15 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)

4,678 posted on 01/09/2005 9:54:54 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)

Wonderful. You named her after my daughter. I am envious and this makes me want a puppy but one 75 pound dog in the house is enough.

4,679 posted on 01/09/2005 9:57:40 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)

4,680 posted on 01/09/2005 10:00:41 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)

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