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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: international american

And two recorders!


4,181 posted on 01/07/2005 11:27:33 AM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: sionnsar

This thread is moving painfully slowley. If i could I would post 30 or 4o times till someone came on, but I can't. BTW, anyone know if web searchers like Yahoo! and Google can rig results on searches. For instance, you search for "inteligent design" and all the top results are evolutionary sites explaining how rediculous inteligent design is. Obviously you can't rig all the searches but the most common ones could very easily be done. ANyone know?


4,182 posted on 01/07/2005 12:02:05 PM PST by Asphalt (Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
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To: Asphalt
Oddly enough... Do a Google Search for "Google Bomb".
4,183 posted on 01/07/2005 12:06:13 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

never heard of google bombs but that is along the lines of what I was thinking of.


4,184 posted on 01/07/2005 12:10:01 PM PST by Asphalt (Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
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To: Asphalt

That IS what you were thinking of. We managed to do it for a while by adding code to our taglines here. "Michael Moore is a complete failure" and "French military victories" were two of the more notable ones.


4,185 posted on 01/07/2005 12:21:00 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare; King Prout
rescue fair damsels, pick the locks on chasity belts and other noble deeds

ROFLOL!!!

*ahem* Sorry. I had to get that out of my system.

4,186 posted on 01/07/2005 12:44:31 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Caution: Hugs contain vixenisity!)
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To: tuliptree76; Conspiracy Guy; King Prout

But.. I thought rescuing distressed damsels and freeing the oppressed was a knightly duty?
*chuckle*


4,187 posted on 01/07/2005 12:46:59 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not here. But my tagline is.)
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To: Dead Corpse
<>Can anyone here actually sing?

I can sing, but whether I sing well is up for debate. ;-)

4,188 posted on 01/07/2005 12:47:23 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Caution: Hugs contain vixenisity!)
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To: Dead Corpse
Can anyone here actually sing?

Apparently I can't italicize today.

4,189 posted on 01/07/2005 12:50:26 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Caution: Hugs contain vixenisity!)
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To: tuliptree76

I'm tone deaf.

Very tone deaf.

Worse than Chastity Bono.


4,190 posted on 01/07/2005 12:50:50 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not here. But my tagline is.)
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To: Darksheare

;-)


4,191 posted on 01/07/2005 12:51:20 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Caution: Hugs contain vixenisity!)
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To: Darksheare

LOL! I'm fine if I sing a capella. I just have issues when music is being played.


4,192 posted on 01/07/2005 12:52:18 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Caution: Hugs contain vixenisity!)
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To: tuliptree76

: )


4,193 posted on 01/07/2005 12:57:55 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Darksheare

Heck yes. that's why I signed up!


4,194 posted on 01/07/2005 12:58:47 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare; King Prout

Well, I don't know if I need rescuing at the moment. But if I find any damsels in distress I'll let you know. ;-)


4,195 posted on 01/07/2005 1:02:14 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Caution: Hugs contain vixenisity!)
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To: All; yall
LOL! I think the Undead Thread got a tip of the hat from the Admin Mods!
4,196 posted on 01/07/2005 1:09:02 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: Asphalt

It is slow today.


4,197 posted on 01/07/2005 1:09:52 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: Genesis defender
Band Geek Roll Call!
Copy the list and add yourself:

SandyInSeattle: Cello, Alto Saxophone, French Horn, (beginning) Oboe
Dead Corpse: Viola. Cello. Full size bass. Violin. Some piano.
sionnsar: tuba, bagpipe, some dulcimer, pennywhistle & recorder (fipple flute)
Tax-chick: sing. Not in French, though.
Asphalt: recorder
Hi Heels: Pennywhistle, piano, tamborine, Uke
Genesis defender: alto, tenor & baritone sax. piano. some flute.

4,198 posted on 01/07/2005 1:11:47 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: sionnsar

So who will take the double-ought?


4,199 posted on 01/07/2005 1:12:29 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: tuliptree76

Please do. They are always important. I slew a dragon earlier and I stabbeth many trolls with my sword.


4,200 posted on 01/07/2005 1:17:47 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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