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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

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THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

what... no sweet dreams to li'l ole me?

geesh... whaddaya gotta be around here, a cute blonde?


27,121 posted on 05/29/2005 1:16:05 AM PDT by King Prout (RG'OIHGV 08 YAEGRKoirliha35u9p089 y5gep'iojq5g353hat5eohiahetb98 ye5po)
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To: King Prout
click here
27,122 posted on 05/29/2005 3:03:14 AM PDT by bad company ("A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.")
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To: King Prout

Cool! I actually did it!!!!!


27,123 posted on 05/29/2005 3:04:21 AM PDT by bad company ("A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.")
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To: King Prout
It doesn't hurt.

:&)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

27,124 posted on 05/29/2005 3:12:06 AM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("What in the world happened to Gerard's tag-line?")
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To: King Prout

Your Sally looks a lot like my Tansy did...


And yeah, god dogs, both.


27,125 posted on 05/29/2005 3:42:03 AM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: King Prout

Well, I did have a glimmer...


27,126 posted on 05/29/2005 3:43:08 AM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: King Prout

Hmmmm.

We REALLY need to get you out more.


27,127 posted on 05/29/2005 3:44:39 AM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: tuliptree76

at least your cat knows how to delegate...

Most won't.


27,128 posted on 05/29/2005 3:49:47 AM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: tiamat; onyx; King Prout; Do not dub me shapka broham; Darksheare

Corporate strategies; alternatives to beating a dead horse.....

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Say things like, "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in todays environment.
10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead."
11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
15. Do a Cost Analysis study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.


27,129 posted on 05/29/2005 4:15:43 AM PDT by bad company ("A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.")
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To: King Prout; TASMANIANRED; tiamat; tuliptree76

Hmm.. a kloaxon got balnked in the fog?


27,130 posted on 05/29/2005 6:08:48 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Wedgies and beatdowns to all who oppose my lawn gnome!" -Crazy despotic lawn gnome collector.)
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To: Darksheare

Yes.


I mean ...NO!...

Well...something happened.


27,131 posted on 05/29/2005 6:12:24 AM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: tiamat

Hmm..
Typo virus seems to be advancing.


27,132 posted on 05/29/2005 6:13:01 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Wedgies and beatdowns to all who oppose my lawn gnome!" -Crazy despotic lawn gnome collector.)
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To: bad company

All of this explains GM....


27,133 posted on 05/29/2005 6:13:16 AM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: Darksheare

Good morning!

You are a vector...


27,134 posted on 05/29/2005 6:13:59 AM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Aw damn, Red.

You've made me cry and it's not even 10 in the morning.


27,135 posted on 05/29/2005 6:19:14 AM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: King Prout; Do not dub me shapka broham
what... no sweet dreams to li'l ole me?

geesh... whaddaya gotta be around here, a cute blonde?

LOL!

Oh wait... let me rephrase that...

*giggles and bats eyelashes* ;-)

27,136 posted on 05/29/2005 7:03:31 AM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tiamat

This is true.
;-)

I try not to be, but egads it flows..


27,137 posted on 05/29/2005 7:31:14 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Broca

Seems you have been givenn a reprieve from your comment on the thread "some people still haven't forgiven France."
The thread was pulled, and your comment was erased with it.
But I, in my evil ways, still have your comment and will post it here:



To: bchant
"Some people still haven't forgiven France"

For what? They were at least one country that had the backbone to stand up to an illegal and unethical war supported by nothing but fabrications and distortions.



3 posted on 05/29/2005 9:56:26 AM EDT by Broca
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1412634/posts?page=3#3


I suggest you refrain from posting idiotic troll snot like that in the future.
You want to talk about an 'illegal war', let's talk about France invading the Ivory Coast for cocoa.


27,138 posted on 05/29/2005 7:34:14 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Darksheare

You caught a live one!


27,139 posted on 05/29/2005 7:35:29 AM PDT by tiamat (Can't sleep...clowns will get me..can't sleep...clowns will get me...can't sleep....clowns will get)
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To: tiamat

Heck, others spotted him first.
But the thread is now pulled.
I decided to hammer him a bit.
;-)


27,140 posted on 05/29/2005 7:38:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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