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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: queenkathy

We have a common goal, here...to see the castle is maintained and that it goes where we want it to, and is able to contain us and all that we need to survive. It's a safe, fun place to be. (Most of the time!)


20,201 posted on 04/14/2005 11:13:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Dead Corpse

I hate Smoked Server for breakfast!


20,202 posted on 04/14/2005 11:16:33 AM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: international american
Depends on whose server it was. You can eat almost anything if you put enough marmalade on it.
20,203 posted on 04/14/2005 11:17:46 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: international american

If you're buyin', I'm flyin'!


20,204 posted on 04/14/2005 11:20:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Or chocolate.


20,205 posted on 04/14/2005 11:21:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: international american

And look...you got 20202! What a guy!


20,206 posted on 04/14/2005 11:22:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Monkey Face

It is about 5 hours and 48 minutes too early. Catch me at 5.


20,207 posted on 04/14/2005 11:27:05 AM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Monkey Face

Ok this is too funny for me to not share...My daughter has a 3 yr old girl, Karleigh and a 6 mo old boy, Tyler...She has been working with Karleigh to keep her room clean. Today, my daughter told Karleigh, "Look, if you don't help mommy clean your room, I'm going to give your room to Tyler", Karleigh said "OK mommy," then turned to the baby and said "Tyler, you need to clean your room!"


20,208 posted on 04/14/2005 11:29:35 AM PDT by queenkathy (Everything done in darkness will come to light.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yummmm chocolate...


20,209 posted on 04/14/2005 11:40:24 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: international american

Ohyah...I forget...but it's always five o'clock somewhere. (Somebody ought to write a song about that! LOL!)

I'm just used to not punching a time clock, even though I would like to still be earning a living. *sigh*


20,210 posted on 04/14/2005 11:40:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: queenkathy

Now THAT'S funny!!!
LOL!


20,211 posted on 04/14/2005 11:41:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yah...and I like marmalade, too, but I can't find any of that REAL marmalade, the kind that's a little on the tart side. Most of it is too sweet. And I can't remember the beand name of the stuff. :o[


20,212 posted on 04/14/2005 11:43:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

"beand name "

Dead corpse strikes again!


20,213 posted on 04/14/2005 11:49:11 AM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Monkey Face

I have contracts to sign this afternoon, and I need all my wits with these banditos.


20,214 posted on 04/14/2005 11:50:23 AM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: international american

Now what did I do?


20,215 posted on 04/14/2005 11:54:02 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: international american

It would help if I paid attention to what I've written, wouldn't it? *looking embarrassed*


20,216 posted on 04/14/2005 11:54:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Dead Corpse

It was ME!

I did it. I spelled "brand" beand. *sigh*


20,217 posted on 04/14/2005 11:55:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: international american

Yah? I only have to worry about typsos and getting too series over things that are not all that hugh, so I often forget that other posters are doing so from work stations. (Please forgive my arrogance!)


20,218 posted on 04/14/2005 11:57:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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To: Monkey Face
Oh.... ok. In that case,

... back to the Egg Song.

20,219 posted on 04/14/2005 12:03:43 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse

Cute! I like eggs, too! But I'd seem a bit cracked if I sang a love song to some yokel...


20,220 posted on 04/14/2005 12:11:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you really are, how old would you be?)
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