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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: tuliptree76
Got a call from Zon wishing me a happy new year. Woulda been happier being with them...

Melancholy thought for the night...

1,501 posted on 12/31/2004 10:33:21 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Monkey Face

I am on beer of 24....uh, 25 now...feeling no pain apparent to physical being thusly.

I Singh I

Long time of flight necessitated injestion of hop of brew!


1,502 posted on 12/31/2004 10:34:20 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: tuliptree76
Congrats on the 00. But your post still deserves this...


1,503 posted on 12/31/2004 10:34:37 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

:-(


1,504 posted on 12/31/2004 10:35:00 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: Dead Corpse
"Not gay enough... "

Riding backwards on the tricycle?

1,505 posted on 12/31/2004 10:35:29 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Always sit in rear of plane...plane never back into mountain, no?


1,506 posted on 12/31/2004 10:36:00 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: Dead Corpse

ROFLOL!

Cameras aren't allowed in my studio. ;-)


1,507 posted on 12/31/2004 10:36:26 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: NicknamedBob
Backwards? Now you are just trying to be pretentious. ;-)
1,508 posted on 12/31/2004 10:36:45 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yeah, true.


1,509 posted on 12/31/2004 10:37:06 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: international american
I always prefer the Exit Rows. More leg room and if there is an emergency I can play bouncer and demand ID before letting anyone off the plane...
1,510 posted on 12/31/2004 10:37:50 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse; international american; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

I've never been on a plane before. If things go as planned, I'm supposed to get to fly this summer. :-)


1,511 posted on 12/31/2004 10:44:38 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: NicknamedBob

"...direction of fluid-stream movement and attached to a manometer..."

I thought a manometer was a device to measure the staying power, passion and manhood of a man...

*Jeez! No wonder I'm having trouble...*


1,512 posted on 12/31/2004 10:49:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Baraonda

Thanks for the good thoughts!


1,513 posted on 12/31/2004 10:50:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: tuliptree76

Pilot or Passanger? ;-)


1,514 posted on 12/31/2004 10:51:50 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL! Passenger. :-)

I think I'm looking forward more to the plane ride than to the destination.


1,515 posted on 12/31/2004 10:53:25 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: international american

"Mammometer?"

I think the Twins do not need "measuring"...


1,516 posted on 12/31/2004 10:53:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: tuliptree76
I'd love to get my pilots license. That'd be fun. I just wish they'd put afterburners on the big jets. Really give you a kick in the pants on take off. ;-)
1,517 posted on 12/31/2004 10:54:24 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

But, my dear Tulip, didn't you say...


1,518 posted on 12/31/2004 10:54:42 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Not bad. A bit on th skinny side though don'tcha think?


1,519 posted on 12/31/2004 10:55:24 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

No.

I

don't

think

so.


1,520 posted on 12/31/2004 10:57:58 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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