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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Dead Corpse

I just wouldn't want you to be afflicted with MY drinking problem.

No beer in the house...


1,461 posted on 12/31/2004 10:07:08 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: tuliptree76; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; All

Fireworks are still going, and they cover the horizon!

Happy New Year to all of you!! Las Vegas is the place to be tonight!

(NOT!!!)


1,462 posted on 12/31/2004 10:07:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Oh my... *blushes*

*muah*


1,463 posted on 12/31/2004 10:08:00 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: NicknamedBob
No beer in the house...

Ouch. Sorry to hear it. I do hope you have a suitable substitute?

1,464 posted on 12/31/2004 10:08:26 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Monkey Face

Happy New Year!


1,465 posted on 12/31/2004 10:08:42 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, I aren't sobering up! 14 beers on the plane,(14 hours) six or so at home........AA take me:)


1,466 posted on 12/31/2004 10:08:53 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: tuliptree76

Happy New Year, two lips!!


1,467 posted on 12/31/2004 10:09:30 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: Genesis defender

Happy New Year!


1,468 posted on 12/31/2004 10:09:42 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: international american

I'm just setting the stage for a religious poem.

I might want to rhyme the words "The Lamb" with something.


1,469 posted on 12/31/2004 10:09:49 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Mouthwash??


1,470 posted on 12/31/2004 10:10:12 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: NicknamedBob
The Lamb
Old Spam
Dried Ham
Flim Flam
one gram
Just Damn!
1,471 posted on 12/31/2004 10:11:35 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: international american
Happy New Year, two lips!!

LOL! Yes I have two lips. ;-)

Happy New Year, IA! (In about 1 hr and 50 min)

1,472 posted on 12/31/2004 10:11:51 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: international american; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

I celebrated the New Year at 8:30 pm with a 3 year old. We popped open a bottle of Welch's sparkling grape juice.


1,473 posted on 12/31/2004 10:14:14 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: Dead Corpse; tuliptree76; international american; Monkey Face; Asphalt

"No beer in the house..."

Amend that statement... I found one way in the back of the fridge.

WaHooo!!!! Happy New Year!!


1,474 posted on 12/31/2004 10:15:30 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL! Yay!


1,475 posted on 12/31/2004 10:18:14 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: Asphalt; Monkey Face

No, I don't have a talent to write much less to write poetry. If there is any, its latent talent. I liken the rhyme in a poem to the melody of a song; they are both, in my opinion, divinely inspired, especially the melody of a song. The melody itself will not have reached its goal until it has reached your soul. Likewise, although a quatrain has reached its end, it hasn't reached its goal until it has reached your soul.

Good night everyone, and a have a healthy, safe and happy 2005 and beyond.

MM, have a safe trip and beware of fraudulent moving companies.


1,476 posted on 12/31/2004 10:18:21 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: international american
"...14 beers on the plane,(14 hours)..."

Did they supply you with the convenient underseat pitot tube?

1,477 posted on 12/31/2004 10:19:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: NicknamedBob

"I would strongly suggest that you measure carefully. Those trucks can hold a lot!

You will need to know the exact cubic footage of all your boxes. Try to picture them shoved all together, and stacked seven feet high. You need that measurement.

You will also want the stronger boxes to be on the bottom, and the crunchables on top."

The truck will hold 350 CF...it is about 6'2" interior headspace, with no room for error. The 15' is 800 CF. I think I may have 450 CF, with the furniture.

This truck does NOT have the extra space of "granny's attic" over the cab, so unless I can shrink my stuff, it is a sucky situation. Everything has to be boxed because it is going into storage...No one in my family will help me (five siblings) and those who could don't want to. So I will finish packing tomorrow and take it on the chin.

I have no idea how much I will need to spend for gas, but whatever it is, it won't be enough...I will no doubt get there on a wing and a prayer; and the tank will have to be filled/topped off when I turn it in.

I've had worse things to deal with, but not since my son was a tiny little guy!


1,478 posted on 12/31/2004 10:20:03 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Baraonda
"...will not have reached its goal ...
... until it has reached your soul..."

Your words.

1,479 posted on 12/31/2004 10:21:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: Baraonda

Good night, Baraonda.


1,480 posted on 12/31/2004 10:22:06 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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