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  • Tips for Surviving the "Zombiepocalypse"

    06/21/2012 1:20:49 PM PDT · by Mad Dawgg · 10 replies
    June 21 2012 | Mad Dawgg
    Tips For Surviving the Zombiepocalypse. 1. You don't have to run faster than the zombies, just faster than your friend. (Remember tripping and/or shooting your buddy in the knee while fleeing zombies are all within the "rules" when the Zombiepocalypse starts.) 2. Aim for the head. To stop a zombie you must destroy the brain. (This goes for all zombies even if the zombie was a politician before he was turned.) 3. Zombies can smell the living. So try to hide in places that will mask your "living" odor. (Slaughter Houses, Morgues, Sewers and the typical "Teenager's Bedroom" are perfect...