How to explain the utter INCOMPETENCE of the Obama administration? Why, it's BUSH'S FAULT, of course! No, I don't mean just "having to clean up the mess of the past eight years." I mean that Bush is still running things! See, there's this secret GOP "Shadow Government" that is deliberately sabotaging the noble efforts of Obamassiah, to make him look bad. I bet you didn't know that. But it's TWOO, it's TWOO! I read it in DUmmieland! The alternate explanation going around is the "Zamboni Theory." The Zamboni Theory is that Obama being allowed to win was just a...