A year ago I came up with a list of ways you might be a conservative, AKA volume 1. A few months later I had volume 2. Here's a few more ---------- If you thought "The Kings Speech" was a documentary about the invention of teleprompters... If you're afraid to go on a show called "Are You Smarter than the Vice President?"... If you think social networking is a government program that requires your neighbor share their smart phone with you... When you hear "Always with Wings" and you think maxi pads...instead of how Al Gore travels between mansions......