Posted on 09/11/2015 12:06:16 PM PDT by Reverend Saltine
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have an “Obama Mamma” tee-shirt
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t lock yer door at night and feel happy
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: listen to BBC or Al-Jazeera and think they are a little to the right
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: “don’t believe in guns” but you do believe in flying blue monkeys
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Jon “Stuart” Leibowitz are funneh.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: believe all illegal “immigrants” come here to work and feed their families.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Islamb-ofobia is southeren barbeecue.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have a photo of Hillary on yer ‘fridginator.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Biancee (or whatever) is “a 'roll' model.”
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the sayings of Miley Cyrus.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: cry with happiness at the sight of Bruce Jenner
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the best jokes of Joe Biden
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: love John Boehner
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: smoke tofu
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: like your daily 2000 calorie “latte.”
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think “Black Lives Matter,” matters.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think all street signs that say “South…” should be torn down.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t jine in here and submit yer own “Yew might be a Liberal if yew....” ribbing :)
“Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t lock yer door at night and feel happy”
So being sufficiently secure in my home and neighborhood
as to leave the doors unlocked at night makes me a liberal?
I should rather think that barred windows and metal grated security doors being employed to keep me from being killed
by those around me is more of a liberal lifestyle than conservtive.
Yew Might be a Liberal if: Yew believe having a phone to dial 911 will protect you better than a gun in your hand.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think the US Constitution should be changed or ignored every time you don’t get your way.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: Really believe the GOP-E Is A Group Of Patriotic Conservatives!
You might be a liberal if you think privacy includes abortion but not going to the bathroom without crazy guys in women’s clothes next to you.
You might be a liberal if your feelings are more important than reality.
You might be a liberal if you think there’s no difference between men and women, but women are superior.
You might be a liberal if you think compassion is about Mexicans coming here to work but not the neighbor’s kid who can’t find a job.
You might be a liberal if blacks being slaves 150 years ago is important but Yazidi and Christian girls today aren’t.
You might be a liberal if you think it is racist to expect blacks to follow the same rules and laws whites do.
You might be a liberal if you’re OK with killing the old grandmothers but not murderers or animals.
You might be a liberal if you think walking down the street in a bikini and getting wolf whistles is rape culture but Muslims with sex slaves isn’t.
good one! they are the lowest scum on Earth
i freaking LOVE it!
Oooohhhh, good one!
hahaha, good one :)
hahaha-—yew WOOD be a liberal in that case :)
10 posted on 9/15/2015, 3:01:45 PM
Minutes after your last idiotic thread pimping your blog was booted you try to resurrect this one..........Desperate for blog hits today are you?......LOL!
listen to me you soin of a bitch: go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on. I don’t need your shit or anybody elses.
Based on this comment and your posting history, I suspect you're soon to be visited by the Viking kitties if not the Mods........
I don't know where you came from bro but your history of comments is not conducive to what FR is all about.........
Strangely enough, I smell the odor of Stormfront..........
Hey Jim, given this guys posting history, I'm thinking we've been infiltrated by Stormfront again......You be the judge.
Holy cow, two spankings in one day, that might be a record............LOL!
Opus accepted.
bye
zot ping
“Zot ping.” _AM.
O_o -me.
Just.. uh.. just look the thread over, you’ll see why.
Open for undeadness?
Only the Mod knows for certain!
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