‘Mornin’ folks! How the hell are ya this mornin’, anyways? Coffee’s on, and is it good, too. Ya best grab a cup and get some! Paper’ll be along directly, I reckon. I gots first dibs onna funny pages! Well, I’m runnin’ a bit late this mornin’ as I got to visitin’ with James S. onna landline. He’s good folks, too. A Viet Nam Veteran with a sharp wit that’s dry as an old bone, too. Some folks dismiss his posts onna internet. He never got an education to speak of, and like me, he can’t type any. Then awhile back,...