Tongue in Cheek List Will Make Your Day May be Contrary to What is Recommended – But it’s Christmas! Holiday Season, Everywhere, 2006 – 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. If you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door; they're serving rum balls over there. holidays.jpg 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can – quickly; like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year. So drink up! Who cares that it has...