Just in case one of the seven people in Canada who care about what fading actress Tori Spelling is up to these days happens to be reading this blog, check it out, you guys: Tori Spelling's a minister now. Well, only kind of. According to a report from CanWest News Service, the former 90210 star became an ordained minister via the Interweb last week and used her newfound holiness to legally wed a gay couple at the rented inn featured in her reality TV show, Tori and Dean: Inn Love. (Which, of course, we assume you've seen.) “My official certificate...