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ANKENY, IA—Friends and family of Landon Carter expressed concern about his mental state after he revealed that he just runs for no reason whatsoever. "Yeah, I like running around the neighborhood, just for fun," said the psychopathic nutjob. "I get up in the morning and I run a few miles. It's enjoyable. In no way is it weird that I enjoy jogging around the neighborhood, with no destination and no apparent purpose." Carter says he runs even though nobody is chasing him and despite the fact that he doesn't have anywhere in particular to go.

"I think that today there isn’t enough music that makes people happy”, says Ollie Gabriel as he breaks onto the scene with this upbeat and soulful hit full of hope and defiance. 'Running Man' is an infectious song that begins with the bright chords of keyboards which reflect the feel-good factor of the singer’s vocals which are rich timber and full of raw emotion. The electronic beats feel like the listener is running with this talented star. Some of you may be familiar with this tune because it has featured on ads, MTV, NBC and TNT.

Riverside police shake and sway with school children as cameras roll. Their county counterparts, deputies from the bomb squad and coroner’s division, dance while pumping “JoinRSD.org” signs up and down. Back east, Detroit cops prance beneath the fist monument to boxing champion Joe Louis, and Cincinnati officers high-step with NFL players. These videos and dozens of others have been filmed and posted online this year as part of the Running Man Challenge, a cheeky effort that law enforcement officers say is designed to engage the community and show a side of police that the public does not normally see. The...

Explanation: The dark Horsehead Nebula and the glowing Orion Nebula are contrasting cosmic vistas. Adrift 1,500 light-years away in one of the night sky's most recognizable constellations, they appear in opposite corners of the above stunning mosaic. The familiar Horsehead nebula appears as a dark cloud, a small silhouette notched against the long red glow at the lower left. Alnitak is the easternmost star in Orion's belt and is seen as the brightest star to the left of the Horsehead. Below Alnitak is the Flame Nebula, with clouds of bright emission and dramatic dark dust lanes. The magnificent emission region,...

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MIDI - WEEKEND IN NEW ENGLAND Last night we heard her cry...she shed a tear Her husband is finished...expulsion is near We're wondering how he plans to leave their place So will it be in a limo...be in an airplane...maybe a slow Bronco chase Gray Davis, you've been a disgrace He's getting desperate with...last minute slime With help of the a-hoes...at the L.A. TIMES We're wondering how he plans to leave their place So will it be in a limo...be in an airplane...maybe a slow Bronco chase Gray Davis, you've been a disgrace RATS see things turning...and panic's set...

MIDI - BAND ON THE RUN (fairly long intro) RATS are getting worried...California's angryJudgment day is comingDavis, pack your bagsYou'll be leaving soon...you will...be leaving soonIt's not...one minute too soon You have tripled our car tax, you scumWe'll be bankrupt before you are doneBob Mulholland can't save your behindThat lowlife sure is not human kindIt is time that you back your bags Sharon, advertise for a yard saleTotal recall is not gonna failBut unlike your Ms. Hillary, dearWill you please leave the furniture hereIt is time that you back your bags Grayout Davis, we've had enoughThe decision is not...

Arnold Schwarzenegger has jumped past Democrat Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante in California's gubernatorial race, according to a poll released today. The survey by Public Policy Institute of California, like earlier independent polls by other organizations, found that most of the likely voters support the ouster of Gov. Gray Davis in the Oct. 7 recall election. "Given their frustration, it is understandable that Californians would be captivated by the recall campaign," said survey director Mark Baldassare. The poll found that Schwarzenegger won support from 23 percent of likely voters, compared with Bustamante's 18 percent. Schwarzenegger trailed Bustamante in a Field...

I probably represent many Californians who are not yet on any candidate's bandwagon. My intent is to start and fuel a friendly discussion among us, hopefully relatively free from flamethrowers and those on the pay of any particular campaign.I suggest I'm representative in these ways: I am myself very conservative, politically and otherwise. Yet...I understand we're electing a politician, not a pastor. And...I understand that, judged from God's absolute standard, EVERY vote since Eden is a vote for the lesser of two evils.I also understand that it is difficult to accomplish anything politically without winning. And...I understand that it is...

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