And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your amusement, film critic and liberal apologist Roger Ebert, in what I hope is an early April Fool's joke: "Since the invention of the teleprompter, no President has needed one less than Barack Obama." Has Ebert never heard of the infamous "corpseman" incident? Ebert tweeted the aforementioned during President Obama's March 30 joint press conference with President Nicolas Sarkozy, wherein, by the way, Obama mispronounced his French counterpart's name as "Nicolai."