10. Exit polls show that Elves went big for Nader. 9. Bush's Flying Monkeys surpisingly effective at getting out the vote. 8. One word: Cheneymania. 7. Damn Republicans kept making their saving throws against Media Bias. 6 In the house of R'yleh, Dead Cthulhu lies sleeping, except when he mans the phones for the Iowa Republican Party. 5. James Carville, busy with his Crossfire gig, couldn't get down to the bayou and work a little cornpone voodoo. 4. JoBu did not answer our chickenbone prayer. F*ck JoBu. 3. Stupid American voters couldn't grasp the subtle political arguments contained in Papa,...