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  • Top 10 Signs You are in a Redneck Baptist Church

    04/04/2005 12:30:35 PM PDT · by VRWCmember · 70 replies · 1,602+ views
    My Own Brain | 04/04/2005 | VRWCmember
    Top 10 Signs you are a member of a Redneck Baptist Church 10. Pastor's waders for the baptistry are full camo with a built-in duck-call on the shoulder strap; 9. Sunday's offering receipts included a $10 store credit voucher for Joe Bob's Liquorama; 8. Revivals with guest preacher always coincide with church staff vacation -- the first weekend of deer season; 7. Church bus no longer has wheels or an engine, but is still parked out back to use for Sunday School classroom space; 6. Church orchestra consists of a banjo, steel guitar, mouth organ, bass fiddle, and a tub...