Police in South Carolina have arrested a truck driver after he allegedly absconded with cargo he was supposed to deliver. Specifically, he took off with 20 tons of chicken. What was the man's plan? Just to eat all that chicken? What is one man supposed to do with 20 TONS of chicken? (Actually, the plan was a little more ingenious than it appears on the surface.) 55-year-old Christopher Thomas was supposed to deliver 41,000 pounds of chicken for Pilgrim's Pride Plant in Sumter, SC, to two locations in Milton, Georgia. But, thinking he could get away with it, Thomas made...