BEGIN TRANSCRIPT Listen to Rush report from Afghanistan - Day Two GUEST HOST: It's an honor to have a guest on the Rush Limbaugh program named... Rush Limbaugh. Hi, Rush! RUSH: (Chuckling.) Tom, how are you? GUEST HOST: (Laughing.) I'm doing fine. RUSH: I gotta tell you what happened last night. It was dinner with the troops last night -- not tonight. Now, where I am, it's 10:36 p.m. or 10:37 p.m. We're nine-and-a-half hours ahead of the Eastern Time zone. Where are you, in LA or Sacramento? GUEST HOST: I'm in LA, yeah. RUSH: Okay, so we're twelve-and-a-half hours...