WASHINGTON, D.C.—Local serial killer "Murderin'" Matthew Fallgreen was confronted by police about his latest murder. Luckily, he was ready with an airtight defense, shouting defensively, "Come on, man! That was 4 or 5 days ago!", though cops have confirmed that the murder was actually committed under two days ago. (snip) When asked if he would do anything differently, he replied that he stood behind the actions he took, causing the media to praise him for his bold act of courage.