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This is why Joe Biden’s staffers mute his speeches or turn off the tv when he’s speaking. Joe Biden delivered remarks before signing proclamations to restore national parks and monuments Friday afternoon. Biden coughed as he attacked Trump and struggled to read his teleprompter. At one point Joe Biden veered off script and that’s when things went south. Biden recalled a bizarre story about a little girl with a teddy bear he encountered when he was on the campaign stump. “I gotta tell you a quick story,” Biden said with a smug look on his face. “When I was running...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Local serial killer "Murderin'" Matthew Fallgreen was confronted by police about his latest murder. Luckily, he was ready with an airtight defense, shouting defensively, "Come on, man! That was 4 or 5 days ago!", though cops have confirmed that the murder was actually committed under two days ago. (snip) When asked if he would do anything differently, he replied that he stood behind the actions he took, causing the media to praise him for his bold act of courage.

One of Joe Biden's first priorities as president-elect will be implementing mask mandates nationwide by working with governors. The future 46th president, however, says if they refuse than he will go to mayors and county executives and get local masking requirements in place.