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  • Canada: Ontario Health Minister Calls For “Immediate Censorship of Doctors”

    02/01/2022 11:33:50 AM PST · by ransomnote · 43 replies
    dailyexpose.uk ^ | FEBRUARY 1, 2022 | CAPTAINDARETOFLY
    ransomnote: Video available on the DailyExpose.uk website, or on Twitter.8:13 AM · Jan 19, 2022·Twitter Web AppThe Deputy Premier of Ontario, Canada, Christine Elliott, is completely against the doctors in her province having any freedom of speech, or even the right to practice medicine if they go against the government’s Covid-19 agenda.In a speech, Elliott told her constituents that she is calling for increased censorship of doctors who go against the government’s narrative, aka anything that deviates from the mask and vaccine script.Elliot said: “I want to respond to some extremely concerning reports that some doctors are spreading misinformation about...
  • (Satire) Marine Corps. Rebukes Pelosi: “WE DON’T WORK FOR YOU!”

    01/14/2021 7:21:19 AM PST · by Candor7 · 95 replies
    Real Raw News ^ | January 13, 2021 | Staff
    General David H. Berger, Commandant of the United States Marine Corps., refused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s request to use the Corps. to safeguard Biden’s Jan. 20 inauguration from Trump supporters and insurrectionists. A Pentagon source speaking under promise of anonymity told Real Raw News that Pelosicontacted Gen. Berger late Monday night, and she beseeched him to commit 5,000 troops to help ensure a peaceful transition of power and to prevent a repeat of the Jan 6 siege of the Capitol. Gen. Berger, our source said, didn’t understand why Pelosi needed additional soldiers to augment an already impressive force assembled by...
  • Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg

    02/20/2020 9:23:06 AM PST · by jonascord · 17 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | February 19th, 2020 | Babylon Bee
    NEW YORK, NY—The Bloomberg News Editorial Board has endorsed Mike Bloomberg for president. While other publications are endorsing multiple candidates or communists, Bloomberg Opinion says they've found the right man for the job: Mike Bloomberg. "He's a really swell guy," wrote the editorial team. "We always have a good time when good ol' Mike is around. His ideas are great, dogs and children love him, and honestly, it's our completely unbiased opinion that he's just the #1 man for the job. Vote Mike Bloomberg!" The team listed some of his greatest accomplishments: A record score of 18 on the golf...
  • Brave Pro-Abortion Legislator Challenges Group Of Nuns To Fistfight (\sarc - if you're an idiot)

    05/09/2019 8:51:50 AM PDT · by budj · 15 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 5/3/2019 | Bee Staff
    HARRISBURG, PA—Pennsylvania's favorite pro-abortion legislator, Brian Sims, wanted to show he was tough. While most guys would join a local MMA club or luchador circuit, Sims isn't most guys. He had a much better idea. Sims wandered into a local Catholic church and challenged a group of singing nuns to a fistfight over the issue of abortion. "Hey nuns, come on down here and fight me if you want to show abortion is bad!" he called out, adding several slurs and expletives to his courageous speech. "Yeah, that's what I thought! Chicken, eh? Probably hateful Chick-fil-A chicken too, and not...
  • Chesty The Bulldog charged with sexual harassment after humping numerous legs

    12/23/2017 11:00:15 PM PST · by Pelham · 26 replies
    Duffleblog ^ | Dec 16, 2017 | CharlieMike
    MARINE BARRACKS WASHINGTON, D.C. — Cpl. Chesty XIV, also known as Chesty The Bulldog, has been removed from his primary duties as the official Marine Corps mascot following multiple charges of sexual misconduct, sources confirmed today. There were several cases involving accusations of leg humping, unsolicited face licking, and one claim of lewd sexting. “I always suspected Chesty was letting his fame go to his head,” said Pfc. David Trimbull, a member of the Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon. “We all heard rumors, but the command made it perfectly clear they wanted us to keep quiet.” In 2016, a story...
  • NSA Proclaims: "If you have nothing to fear you have nothing to hide" [satire]

    08/09/2015 12:30:48 PM PDT · by JustTheTruth · 27 replies
    Check out this sign that the NSA Data Center has in front of their massive facility in Utah. See photo at their linked web site. Anybody feeling reassured yet???