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(Satire) Marine Corps. Rebukes Pelosi: “WE DON’T WORK FOR YOU!”
Real Raw News ^ | January 13, 2021 | Staff

Posted on 01/14/2021 7:21:19 AM PST by Candor7

General David H. Berger, Commandant of the United States Marine Corps., refused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s request to use the Corps. to safeguard Biden’s Jan. 20 inauguration from Trump supporters and insurrectionists.

A Pentagon source speaking under promise of anonymity told Real Raw News that Pelosicontacted Gen. Berger late Monday night, and she beseeched him to commit 5,000 troops to help ensure a peaceful transition of power and to prevent a repeat of the Jan 6 siege of the Capitol. Gen. Berger, our source said, didn’t understand why Pelosi needed additional soldiers to augment an already impressive force assembled by federal and state officials. That force includes 15,000 National Guard from D.C., Delaware, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island, and an undisclosed number of FBI and DHS agents who arrived in D.C. Sunday night.

Pelosi said she wanted “battle ready” reinforcements because “radicalized Trump supporters and kooky Qanon conspiracy people” were about to converge on D.C. She implored him to reconsider, arguing that it was the general’s patriotic duty to quell uprisings and guarantee Biden’s ascension to the Oval Office.

Her statement made the general explode, our source said.

“Don’t lecture me on patriotism, Madam Speaker. I’ve served this country with distinction for 40 years. I’ve spilled blood for our nation. What have you, a self-serving elected official, done for your country?” Gen. Berger said.

Pelosi further enraged him by saying he was answerable to Congress.

“I answer only to the president, and as I understand it, Donald J. Trump is still president and commander-in-chief. I abide in the Constitution as it was written, not your interpretation of it,” Gen. Berger admonished Pelosi.

Quoting our source, “When her intimidation tactic failed to sway Gen. Berger, Pelosi tried a different tactic: Begging and flattery.”

Pelosi claimed that the National Guard’s “weekend warriors” were ill-prepared to repel an army of “mad Trumpists.” Battle-hardened marines, however, were more capable of defeating “rabble rousers,” she said. “You have the best trained soldiers in the world, and America needs them.”

Gen. Berger was unmoved. The only way Marines would be deployed, he told her, was if President Trump himself issued that order.

“If you want us to help combat his supporters, I suggest you get him on the phone and tell him that. If he orders me to, I will. Otherwise, I suggest you listen really hard to the words escaping your cracked, poisonous lips; they’re tantamount to treason,” Gen. Berger allegedly told her.


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KEYWORDS: fakefakefake; fakenews; marines; parodysite; pelosi; satire; treason
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Pelosi,,,uniting the country,
1 posted on 01/14/2021 7:21:19 AM PST by Candor7
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To: Candor7

Oh but they do. They just don’t know it.

Pelosi is a crime boss, just like her father.


2 posted on 01/14/2021 7:22:11 AM PST by brownsfan (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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To: Candor7

There is part of me that would love to see a crowd of 200,000 at Biden’s inaugeration.

And suddenly they unfurl We love Trump and MAGA flags.


3 posted on 01/14/2021 7:23:10 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: Candor7

I don’t believe this. I want to believe this, but I don’t.


4 posted on 01/14/2021 7:23:22 AM PST by rarestia (Repeal the 17th Amendment and ratify Article the First to give the power back to the people!)
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To: Candor7

War is coming, people.

Best be ready.

L


5 posted on 01/14/2021 7:23:59 AM PST by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is. )
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To: Candor7

Much as I’d like this to be true, it reads like fan fiction.


6 posted on 01/14/2021 7:24:18 AM PST by Alas Babylon! ("You, the American people, are my only special interest." --President Donald J. Trump)
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To: Candor7

Pelosi - Calling Marines ‘soldiers’ doesn’t help your case.


7 posted on 01/14/2021 7:24:32 AM PST by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: Candor7

I reallly really want to believe this.
But reality is I am skeptical


8 posted on 01/14/2021 7:24:35 AM PST by RWGinger (Does anyone else really )
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To: Candor7

Until noon the Commander-In-Chief is Trump.I suppose that starting at 12:01 we could see that 101st Airborne drop in and the 1st Marine Division arrive in choppers.


9 posted on 01/14/2021 7:24:45 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Trump: "They're After You. I'm Just In The Way")
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To: Candor7

...this is worth keeping in my scrapbook!!

“Don’t lecture me on patriotism, Madam Speaker. I’ve served this country with distinction for 40 years. I’ve spilled blood for our nation. What have you, a self-serving elected official, done for your country?” Gen. Berger said.

“I answer only to the president, and as I understand it, Donald J. Trump is still president and commander-in-chief. I abide in the Constitution as it was written, not your interpretation of it,” Gen. Berger admonished Pelosi.


10 posted on 01/14/2021 7:24:53 AM PST by albie
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To: Candor7

Did he really say that??? That Marine has got a pair.

Thing is, he may have just signed his discharge papers should the worst happen.


11 posted on 01/14/2021 7:25:07 AM PST by hoagy62 (DTCM&OTTH)
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To: Candor7

Maybe the General is going to do “something” with the 10th Mountain Division? My Army aero-scout unit supported the Marines in ‘Nam and I love them!


12 posted on 01/14/2021 7:25:32 AM PST by myerson (Viva Trump!)
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To: Candor7

If only we had that on video!

Lets make “BERGER KING!!!”


13 posted on 01/14/2021 7:25:32 AM PST by Safrguns
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To: rarestia

I agree. It needs confirmation.


14 posted on 01/14/2021 7:25:45 AM PST by frogjerk (I will not do business with fascists)
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To: Candor7

Imagine that - seditious Pelousi trying to use a standing army against Americans...


15 posted on 01/14/2021 7:26:31 AM PST by kiryandil (New Movie: The Assassination Of Ashli Babbitt By The Anonymous Coward)
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I suggest you listen really hard to the words escaping your cracked, poisonous lips; they’re tantamount to treason,” Gen. Berger allegedly told her.

She wanted the nuclear codes too.

I think the concept of "treason" no longer exists in the US because otherwise, she would be in custody.

16 posted on 01/14/2021 7:26:37 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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To: Candor7

Can’t possibly be true, but very funny!


17 posted on 01/14/2021 7:26:47 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition!)
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To: Candor7

do you hear the people sing? it is the song of angry men.
it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again.


18 posted on 01/14/2021 7:27:16 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something.)
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To: frogjerk

I’ve never served, but I work with active duty soldiers, and while they are privately opinionated about chain of command, they would never talk like this to an elected official, no matter how vile.


19 posted on 01/14/2021 7:27:32 AM PST by rarestia (Repeal the 17th Amendment and ratify Article the First to give the power back to the people!)
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To: rarestia

Same here. I don’t believe that such language as “cracked poisonous lips” would have been used, much as it fits.


20 posted on 01/14/2021 7:28:45 AM PST by mrsmel (I won’t be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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