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    12/12/2002 7:10:53 AM PST · by Apolitical · 3 replies · 267+ views
    The Iconoclast ^ | Unkown | Various
    THE ICONOCLAST LATEST SATIRICAL NEWS IN DEPTH..... MARS CORPORATION ENTERS ADULT CANDY MARKET By William Grim New York -- In a controversial move designed to garner greater market share and boost a sagging bottom line, the Mars Corporation, best known for its flagship Mars Bar, has purchased the Super Dickmann line of candies from its German owners. As a result of this purchase, as of February 1st the family-oriented Mars Corporation will become the world's largest purveyor of adult candies. Hubert "Skippy" Mars, CEO of the company founded by his great-great grandfather, was unapologetic about the company's move into...