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    09/19/2008 9:11:12 AM PDT · by awildanimal · 2,095 replies · 10,931+ views
  • Ferocious Attack Kitten

    06/30/2008 8:07:10 PM PDT · by Focault's Pendulum · 80 replies · 732+ views ^ | Date: 2008-06-02, 7:10PM CDT |
    Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him. This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following: * insects * other trained attack kittens * babies * toilet paper * anything under a blanket * unwanted house guests * paper bags * floor rugs * Chuck Norris * Feet. Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for...
  • What if Miers is a conservative AND Bush is an idiot? (Nice Kitty, Niiiiice kitty)

    10/08/2005 11:15:04 AM PDT · by dangus · 74 replies · 3,739+ views
    Too little sleep ^ | 10/8/05 | Dangus
    Let's avoid kidding ourselves, shall we? Democrats aren't going to defeat Miers. They know the only liberal under consideration was Alberto Gonzales, the guy they used to argue that maybe Hussein wasn't so bad, as if a few humiliating photographs compared to the physical torture, starvation or execution of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi dissidents. (Man, those Democrats must've been scarred earlier in their lives. Memo to self: Don't join a fraternity that allows hazing but is "tolerant" of deviant sexual practices.) No, Harriet Miers was the best they could hope for. Sure they're afraid she MIGHT be conservative --...
  • Caption this photo

    11/21/2004 6:13:31 PM PST · by crushelits · 56 replies · 2,441+ views
    crushelits | Nov. 21, 2004 | crushelits