Breaking Balls: Reader Testingby Derek Zumsteg It's been brought to my attention that many of you are using illegal drugs. I'm not accusing you, in particular, no. But you know who I'm talking about. This puts you at an unfair disadvantage. Readers on methamphetamines are able to read an entire day's BP.com content in minutes, leaving valuable time for other activities, like bicycling 100 miles or starting off into space while developing facial tics. Some of my readers may be smoking the delicious herb, and these guys are going to see some of the crazier references, discern the deeper resonances...