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The world needs men. Sadly, however, many men are shirking their God-given responsibilities these days to live like little fancy boys. To guard against this spreading loss of masculinity, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of guaranteed ways to lose your "man card." Linger too long on the soccer game while flipping through the channels: If your eyes cause you to sin by watching a gay sport, pluck them out. Not really know what a "joist" is: If you don't know, maybe ask your wife, since she probably wears the pants in your household. Go to therapy:...

VIDEOOkay, I know what you are thinking. The exact same thing I was thinking when I first saw this dude bawling over Zelensky in the White House. Namely, that this MUST be satire. Well, I just had to find out because if this was not for real, then this guy must be one of the great satirical actors of our era.Well, I first saw this in a shorter version on X (forever to be known as Twitter) which was labeled as coming from the @huoip3 TikTok channel. Unfortunately, that did not resolve the problem since the video appeared on that...

In December 2005, five groups of Wall Street investors flew in private jets to Portland, Maine, where they took waiting limousines to a warren of metal buildings that resembled a midsize lumberyard. They had come to Bushmaster Firearms in pursuit of a highly profitable product whose market was growing faster than any other in America’s stagnant gun industry. The product was the AR-15, and red-hot Bushmaster, the nation’s leading manufacturer of the rifle, had decided to auction itself to the highest bidder. Bushmaster’s owner Dick Dyke had once feared that he could never sell the company because so many people...