Big John, Big John Big Bad JohnTo be sung to the tune of Jimmy Dean's classic county tune. Ev'ry mornin' at the UN you could see him arrive He stood five foot nine and weighed one sixty five Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John. (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John) Chrissy Dodd sures hates now that John’s at home He was recessed into town and stayed all alone He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy And if you spoke at all,...