Anyhow, as I was saying, :how many North Koreans does it take to change a lightbulb?" Take your pick: A: 56. The heroic people's detachment to storm the lightbulb heights (10); the relevant Party section (20); a propaganda art troupe to play light music (25); and a solidarity delegation from Belarus (1). A: Go out and read under the streetlight like everyone else, comrade. If you can find one working. A: None. The DPRK wants for nothing. Our lightbulbs, made in our own peculiar style, fully satisfy our people's taste. Only a traitor would seek to change them. When...