From the Useful Info Nation Humor Page: Obama / NASA Shuttle Outreach to Al-Qaeda Program Ends Unexpectedly With Destruction of International Space Station On Monday, the NASA Shuttle Outreach to Al-Qaeda Program suffered a major setback when the seven member crew allegedly fired all rockets and flew directly into the International Space Station. Luckily, no one was aboard the ISS at the time, but the ensuing trail of debris from the crash has caused irreparable damage to communication and military satellites orbiting the Earth. Miraculously, Google saw the warnings from several Al-Qaeda websites two days before the crash and was...