Arrange these problems in order of importance: the threat of war in Iraq, the words Brett Favre and retirement in the same sentence, Wisconsin's giant budget deficit, all that extra white space next to this column, overcooked beef riblets served to inmate Robert S. Schmidt at the Washington County Jail. OK, pencils down. If you ranked the ruined riblets any higher than third place, you need to try again. Schmidt thought it was a serious enough issue to send me a copy of the complaint he filed with the jail last month. "I was served a food plate tonight that...