Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your...