The Hairy Beast created this blog five days ago, and readership has been light, as expected. But something strange happened today - the hit counter started spinning like Linda Blair’s head! Suddenly hundreds of people were viewing this blog! And it’s still going! For the first few hours The Hairy Beast indulged himself in the fantasy it was merely his genius catching on. But then he noticed that most of the hits were coming from search engines whose terms were: The Beast The Maine Beast maine news beast beast found in maine The Hairy Beast maintains his lair Southern New...