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A Turkish petrol attendant who lost his mobile phone dialed the number to discover it had been eaten by his dog. The man, from the province of Konya, could not believe his ears when his dog’s stomach started ringing. The dog had picked up the Nokia phone and swallowed it when his owner wasn’t looking, reports the Anadolu news agency. The man thought a customer must have stolen the phone as he filled up their car with petrol. “I’m just glad my phone wasn’t stolen after all,” he said, adding that nature’s course ensured he was reunited with his Nokia...

Posted on Thu, Nov. 04, 2004 Bailey overcomes dog bite to retain House seat Associated Press ST. GEORGE, S.C. - Rep. George Bailey celebrated twice Tuesday - first when he got his final rabies shot after being bitten by a dog while campaigning and again when he retained his House seat. Bailey had to run hard after Democrats targeted him for defeat following his switch to the Republican party in March. He beat challenger Lachlan McIntosh by 473 votes in the seat that covers a good part of Dorchester County. Election Day also marked the end of rabies treatment for...

MIDI - I LOVE YOU MORE TODAY THAN YESTERDAY I can't remember the things I've said Oh, that's right, I said that Bush misled Yes, there are times when I lose concentration But if you will stick with me I know that we'll take back this nation When I am windsurfing it's relaxing me I love it when you say "Keep taxing me" I hope all my records will remain safely hidden I am so screwed if they're seen, that's why I'm keeping them forbidden Do not believe what I said yesterday 'Cause I will change it tomorrow Do...