Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said he is “fervently looking forward to working with President Obama to bring social justice to the Western Hemisphere. “Together we will strangle the capitalist oppressors of the working class,” Chavez declared. Chavez said he is heartened by Obama’s pledge to meet with him. “I feel he is a man of progressive views,” Chavez opined. “Luckily, we don’t have to reinvent the wheel. Castro has laid out a blueprint for those of us who come after him.” As an example, Chavez pointed out that Cuba’s national health care program covers sex-change surgery. “Under capitalism, people are...