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Venezuelan Leader Looks Forward to Obama Admin
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 14 June 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/19/2008 5:12:51 PM PDT by John Semmens

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said he is “fervently looking forward to working with President Obama to bring social justice to the Western Hemisphere. “Together we will strangle the capitalist oppressors of the working class,” Chavez declared.

Chavez said he is heartened by Obama’s pledge to meet with him. “I feel he is a man of progressive views,” Chavez opined. “Luckily, we don’t have to reinvent the wheel. Castro has laid out a blueprint for those of us who come after him.”

As an example, Chavez pointed out that Cuba’s national health care program covers sex-change surgery. “Under capitalism, people are forced to accept the gender assigned to them by nature’s lottery,” Chavez said. “If they don’t like it they must incur great personal expense to change things. Socialism rejects the dictatorship of DNA and frees people to determine their own destiny by providing the resources necessary for them to fulfill their dreams.”

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chavez; hralthcare; satire; socialism

1 posted on 06/19/2008 5:12:52 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Chavez is a raving lunatic. Does he think he is going to help Obama by saying he supports his presidential aspirations? If he wants Obama to win he would praise John McCain.

And to top it off, the glories of Communism amount to.....

.....wait for it......

.....free sex chance operations.

2 posted on 06/19/2008 5:15:58 PM PDT by allmendream (Life begins at the moment of contraception. ;))
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To: John Semmens

“Socialism rejects the dictatorship of DNA”

Nice turn of phrase! LOL


3 posted on 06/19/2008 5:16:49 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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To: allmendream

“free sex chance operations”

Thats what saloons are for. hehe


4 posted on 06/19/2008 5:18:19 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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To: John Semmens

Hugo Chavez has LOST IT! LOL!


5 posted on 06/19/2008 5:23:35 PM PDT by Biggirl (A biggirl with a big heart for God's animal creation, with 4 cats in my life as proof. =^..^==^..^=)
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To: dynachrome

oops. Mistype.

Glories of Communism amounts to “free sex CHANGE operations.”


6 posted on 06/19/2008 5:25:01 PM PDT by allmendream (Life begins at the moment of contraception. ;))
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To: allmendream

I liked the mistype better. :)


7 posted on 06/19/2008 5:34:56 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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To: dynachrome

I would certainly prefer one to the other! ;)


8 posted on 06/19/2008 5:38:49 PM PDT by allmendream (Life begins at the moment of contraception. ;))
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To: John Semmens
Venezuelan Leader Looks Forward to Obama Admin

Chavez is hallucinating.
9 posted on 06/19/2008 5:48:23 PM PDT by monkeycard (There's no such thing as too much ammo.)
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To: John Semmens

things just keep getting better and better, first Khadaffi now Chavez, i could imagine the commercials yet to be seen.


10 posted on 06/19/2008 5:54:41 PM PDT by pennboricua
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To: John Semmens

Yep, Chavez and Obama can follow Castro’s lead and strangle capitalism. Precisely what some of Obama’s supporters believe he will do.


11 posted on 06/19/2008 6:27:42 PM PDT by popdonnelly (Does Obama know ANYONE who likes America, capitalism, or white people?)
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To: John Semmens

I guess we can save our money, so we shouldn’t have NOVEMBER’s election, since Chavez, HAMAS, the notjob of Iran, Castro, Mugabe and other TERRORISTS would love to meet with President Obama. I guess we should call off the election to make the TERRORISTS happy. /s


12 posted on 06/19/2008 7:51:01 PM PDT by EagleandLiberty (Psst... Serious questions Conservatives - want McCain or a Marxist in the White House?)
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To: John Semmens
Chavez pointed out that Cuba’s national health care program covers sex-change surgery.

How does he know that? Wait, I don't want to know.

Thank you, Hugo, for strengthening my OPPOSITION to national Health care!

13 posted on 06/19/2008 7:56:17 PM PDT by EagleandLiberty (Psst... Serious questions Conservatives - want McCain or a Marxist in the White House?)
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To: allmendream
.....free sex chance operations.

Isn't that what PERSONAL ADS are for?? LOL

14 posted on 06/19/2008 7:57:47 PM PDT by EagleandLiberty (Psst... Serious questions Conservatives - want McCain or a Marxist in the White House?)
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