New federal regulations allow anyone — felons, fugitives, even foreign nationals — to vote anywhere unchallenged, with their votes subject only to post-election review by local authorities. But never fear: For your protection, 30,000 pro-Kerry trial lawyers have volunteered to monitor polling in every KEY state! The more things change, it seems, the more they stay the same. Just as New York’s Tammany Hall or Chicago’s Daley machine did decades ago, it now appears that legions of political hacks and big-city ward heelers are lining up to try to steal this year’s elections. Except now, for the first time, they...