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Why is Ireland a wealthy country? Because its capital is always Dublin. Why is cubic zirconium hte perfect thing for St. Patrick's Day? Because it's a sham rock.

Two lady frogs were at a bar discussing recent romances. The first frog said, “My date hugged me so tight I just wanted to croak." The second frog said her date was really great, but his one quirk was he always had to have a midnight snack. It turned out he was a fly-by-night kind of guy. — Vernon Newby, Hayden Lake, Idaho

In 1912, the President of Mexico paid a visit to England. While there, he had a sandwich at a luncheon and was amazed at one of the condiments on his sandwich...He liked it so well that he ordered 10,000 cases of the condiment to be shipped to Mexico for his people... On the way over, the ship carrying the condiment hit an iceburg and sank...His condiment was onboard the Titanic...He was so devastated, he declared a National Holiday in Mexico... That's how Sinko Da Mayo began...