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Posted on 05/04/2020 2:23:24 PM PDT by JBW1949

In 1912, the President of Mexico paid a visit to England. While there, he had a sandwich at a luncheon and was amazed at one of the condiments on his sandwich...He liked it so well that he ordered 10,000 cases of the condiment to be shipped to Mexico for his people...

On the way over, the ship carrying the condiment hit an iceburg and sank...His condiment was onboard the Titanic...He was so devastated, he declared a National Holiday in Mexico...

That's how Sinko Da Mayo began...


TOPICS: History
KEYWORDS: groaners; vanity
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1 posted on 05/04/2020 2:23:24 PM PDT by JBW1949
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To: JBW1949
it wasn't an iceberg.....
2 posted on 05/04/2020 2:25:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: JBW1949

Baddaa-bing, badda-boom.

He’ll be here ‘til Friday. Tip your waiter.

;-)


3 posted on 05/04/2020 2:25:33 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: JBW1949

Yuk, yuk, yuk! ;-)


4 posted on 05/04/2020 2:25:36 PM PDT by House Atreides (It is not a HOAX but it IS A PRETEXT)
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To: JBW1949

Good one. Hadn’t heard it before.


5 posted on 05/04/2020 2:30:30 PM PDT by certrtwngnut (4- Do something,,,,even if it's wrong.)
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To: JBW1949

*GROAN*


6 posted on 05/04/2020 2:32:25 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Oh come on, it’s one of those jokes that’s so bad, you HAVE to laugh at it.


7 posted on 05/04/2020 2:33:42 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: JBW1949

Droll.


8 posted on 05/04/2020 2:35:42 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network)
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To: Bullish

Thank you....LOL


9 posted on 05/04/2020 2:37:39 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: JBW1949

Okay, you did make me LOL!


10 posted on 05/04/2020 2:37:55 PM PDT by chris37 (China's Gift wasn't born in a bowl of bat soup.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Was that supposed to be *GRIN*???

LOL...


11 posted on 05/04/2020 2:39:59 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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A better holiday;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mJRmM7Ql4&list=RDC1mJRmM7Ql4&start_radio=1&t=17


12 posted on 05/04/2020 2:41:47 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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13 posted on 05/04/2020 2:41:59 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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*GRIN* :)


14 posted on 05/04/2020 2:42:59 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: JBW1949

8>) Good one.


15 posted on 05/04/2020 2:44:01 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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It’s alright. All I know are sex jokes :)


16 posted on 05/04/2020 2:49:49 PM PDT by max americana (Intentionally fired leftards at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy seeing them cry)
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To: JBW1949

OK, I admit I laughed.

For a while reading it, I was wondering where you’re leading with it....


17 posted on 05/04/2020 2:51:13 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Lol!


18 posted on 05/04/2020 2:51:26 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

That’s a good one!!!! LOL...


19 posted on 05/04/2020 3:09:51 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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Me: Eyeroll, followed by loud sigh!


20 posted on 05/04/2020 3:17:49 PM PDT by lee martell
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